I am Bored

So very, very bored. On the upside I think this little Asian girl is totally pwning the others at SSBB using none other than the totally awesome Ike. She's like beast at this game! Yeah, this other Asian girl is cheering for her, too... Except, actually, Ike just lost all three of his lives so... the stage wasn't really to his suiting.

I kinda want to play, too, but I'm--yay, Triforce Slash by Link! Final Smash pwns all!-- only good at Marth, really, and even then his attacks aren't actually that powerful. Meta Knight's strong, but it's a little hard to control his Mach Tornado. That's why I'm training up with Ike... even if he's slow, his attacks have enough power to KO an opponent after only a few blows. Maybe tomorrow I'll try it out.

I always thought Samus was a robot until I saw her Final Smash... then her suit was destroyed and the completely human ZERO SUIT SAMUS appeared. Yaaay.

You know what the worst Final Smashes are? Yoshi's for sure... he grows wings and flies around. Freeeeakin awesome, Yoshi, freakin awesome... The Pokémon Trainer's Final Smash (called Triple Finish) is plenty powerful but he can only shoot it in one direction. Meta Knight's offers an instant KO, except you have to be practically right next to the opponent since its range isn't very good.

Marth's Final Smash is strong but dangerous, since it's a dash attack and therefore if you miss you'll most likely fall off the stage. Ness and Lucas have pretty much the same Final Smash, basically a meteor shower, which should be powerful but honestly it seems to hit the stage everywhere BUT where your opponent is. Oh! Luigi's sucks... that's all I'm gonna say.

Link and Ike have similar Final Smashes (Triforce Slash and Great Aether respectively), just like how the Pokémon Trainer, Zelda, and Samus have the same... just a giant beam (arrow, in Zelda's case) fired in a single direction and obliterating anyone in the way.

Jigglypuff has the awesomest Final Smash ever, though... especially if you play on Final Destination. It literally puffs up and takes up the entire stage, pushing off anyone else and letting them fall to their DOOM. Epic.

Pikachu and Sonic have practically the same concept for their Final Smashes... Pikachu uses Volt Tackle and flies all over the screen as a giant ball of electricity, and Sonic transforms into Super Sonic and flies all over the screen as a golden hedgehog. Generally that should be powerful and cool, but the setback to their Final Smashes are that they become hard to control... so you end up using all your time trying to get them to where the opponent is while said opponent just screws with you and jumps out of the way.

I don't really get why Pit is so popular... I mean, sure, he's cool and everything but his Final Smash- Palutena's Army- isn't that good, and his only worthwhile attack involves him spinning his bow around and around. But... you know, he's a freaking angel so whatever.

I'm still bored so I'm just gonna go now. Not that you care since I don't think you even read this.

Bye-bi!

- Vyrtilomon

S'Called Camp Blogging

Yes, because I am in camp and I am on the computer typing a new post. There is a word for this pwnsomeness and that is EPIC PWNSOMENESS.

Currently the other happenings in this room are a bunch of other people playing the one and only awesomest game in the world SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL. Except the guy who used Ike totally had no idea how to use him, the guy using Pikachu is not using the incredibly epic Thunder attack, and the guy using Pit is totally abusing him. The dude using Link seems to be the only one who's experienced. Other than that it's still fun watching, and as soon as I get home I'm definitely playing some more.

I've almost finished the storyline game Subspace Emissary, except I'm stuck 'cause that final boss dude Tabuu always kills me. It's annoying since he just hovers there in the air and teleports all the time... so I need to use the Smashers who have good ariel attacks, and those are the ones I'm not too good at.

That's why I'm training with Sonic the Hedgehog and Ike! Sonic is fast so he can run across the platform quickly whenever Tabuu teleports, plus his up-B is basically just jumping off a springboard and then I can use his rolling attack to injure the boss. Ike's Aether attack is totally beast and incredibly powerful... the only downside is that he's slow due to his heavy sword, so I'll need to do down-side for some dashing.

Marth, Kirby, Meta Knight, and the Pokémon Trainer are also gonna be on my team. Squirtle's Surf propels him into the air where I can either use a second Surf or a Water Gun to attack, plus Kirby and Meta Knight can practically fly so they're covered. Marth is just like... a faster version of Ike, but his sword is Falchion so he doesn't get a kickass attack like Aether. But his ariel attack is pretty good too, so... yeah.

Also, I've unlocked Mr. Game and Watch and Ganondorf, so I'm pretty happy about that. Ganondorf is super strong, and his attacks are completely killer, but he's like one of the slowest characters in the game next to Bowser. Even Ike's faster than him. Mr. Game and Watch... well, I haven't used him yet, but I guess he's okay. His Final Smash, in which he turns into an octopus and lashes tentacles at people, is pretty good.

Speaking of Final Smashes! As it turns out, the Fire Emblem characters are the ones who have some of the strongest Final Smashes. The Fire Emblem characters, by the way, are the two human swordsmen Marth and Ike. Marth has Critical Hit which is like a dash attack but with an awesome sword slash added in, and Ike has the pwnsome Great Aether. Great Aether is so cool... he slashes the opponent upwards so the enemy's thrown up in the air, tosses his sword up, jumps up to grab it, cuts the enemy seven times, kicks twice, cuts four more times, and then smashes him into the ground! How beast is that?!

I really want to go on about how obsessed I am with this game, but I think that'd come off as a little weird, so I'll shut up for now and continue tomorrow.

Bye-bi~

- Vyrtilomon

Super Smash Bros. BRAWL!

My current obsession. Thanks to the awesome three-month-break that we call summer, I can now dedicate my days to gaming and PWNING!

I like to use Marth a lot since he and his sword are cool, but Ike's kinda badass... only he's too slow. Meta Knight's cool, what with his sword PLUS his wings. And Bowser's just kickass, especially when you activate his Final Smash and turns into GIGA BOWSER. RAAAWWR!

Fox is good, too, because he's got a gun for long-range attacks but he can also use a sort of dash attack for close combat. And since I'm saying Fox is good I also have to say Falco, since they're practically the same. Link and Pit aren't too bad, either... although I do have trouble with Link's incredibly weak arrows and Pit's lack of a proper up-B attack.

Oh! I almost forgot one of the most important characters in the game: KIRBY a.k.a ^(^_^)>... yeah, that's really the best I can do. Anyways, his hammer is awesome for a final hit to knock out the opponent, plus he freaking SWALLOWS people and gains their powers! What's not to love?

Lucario is probably one of the most powerful Smashers, though... the more damage he takes the more damage he deals, and with Double Team and Extreme Speed, he can easily dodge any attacks thrown at him and then just strike from behind! Also, his Final Smash is a gigantic laser beam shot from the sky. So yeah, he's pretty cool... just hard to get the hang of.

Also, if you haven't heard yet, opening your fridge and finding a giant (I mean GIANT) slice of cake in there can really make your day. You just become so... happy... my parents actually commented that I was acting "very different... a little strange... but in a good way. You should be like this more often.".

:3

I'm gonna go and eat an awesome pasta dinner now...

Bye-bi!

- Vyrtilomon

Painting Flowers

Well, I've started camp... and it's boring. Programming can only go on for so long before you start going crazy. In brighter news, friends from California have arrived! They're Asian and cool~

Also, you should totally listen to Painting Flowers by All-Time Low. It kinda goes:

Strange maze

What is this place?

I hear voices over my shoulder

Nothing's making sense at all

Wonder

Why do we race?

When every day we're running in circles

Such a funny way to fall

If those lyrics don't spark your attention you are boring!

Phenomenon by Thousand Foot Krutch is good too. And if you're gonna take my advice, also listen to Rawkfist 'cause it's cool!

Zombies Ate My Neighbors, Never Wanted to Dance, and all of the above are just tastes of the kinds of music I like to listen to.

Ah, have to go now... so much for a blog post. I was mainly inspired by Kitsune Girl randomly talking about her playlist. She must've been so bored today!

Bye-bi for now!

- Vyrtilomon

Kitsune's Playlist #1

Look! Right here! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a...post series!!!

I'll make a new playlist every...week?

Comment the songs you think I should put on the playlist and we'll have a follower-influenced playlist!

Wow, this is starting to sound boring just as I'm typing it and I bet nobody'll comment but...here goes.

What I'm listening to right now:

Playlist: Metric Florence (merging Florence + the Machine and Metric)

Songs: Help I'm Alive - Fantasies - Metric

             Sick Muse - Fantasies - Metric

             Gold Guns Girls - Fantasies - Metric

             Dog Days Are Over - Lungs - Florence + the Machine

             Kiss With a Fist - Lungs - Florence + the Machine

             Cosmic Love - Lungs - Florence + the Machine

I'm pretty sure most of the people who follow will hate these songs ('cause you're all into Top 40......), but it'd be nice if someone, anyone, commented. Maybe just to be nice?

Or maybe FuzzyBear or Vyrtilomon or Taylor Swift II or John will comment, 'cause they appreciate music?

Okay, bye now!

Kitsune Girl

             

BIKE TIME (do dododo dodo dodo can't touch this)

The plan: ride bike to playground with sister. Then, ride bike to art store. Buy oil painting supplies. Pick up lunch at Life Alive. Ride bike home.

12:22 PM: Leaving house

No! But wait! We decide to drive to Central Square instead!
And we went to FOUR Burgers (delicious, you must check it out)!
And then we did end up going to the playground!
And then we stayed so long that we didn't go to the art store!
Now I'm a bit angry!
But that's alright!
I think I'll just continue the post like this!
Or maybe it's too annoying!
Yes, I think it might be!
At least, it's annoying me!
Okay, that's it!

Yeah, so that was my bike adventure sans bike adventure.

Bye now, I just got an awesome idea for a post series! Oh, darn, I just did it again...
Anyway, bye:
Kitsune Girl

Movie (no, I couldn't think of a better title)!

Going to see X-Men: First Class with British, Taylor Swift II, Vyrtilomon, and...I forget his codename (sorry!). Anyway, I'll tell you how it goes later.

Bye,
Kitsune Girl