Sunday, October 30, 2011

You READ? For FUN?

In math class the other day:

Me: (reading awesome book)

Girl: Kitsune?*

Me: (looks up from book)

Girl: Are you reading?

Me: Uh, yes. That would be why I am holding a book...

Girl: So, you, like, read? For, like...fun? (gives incredulous look)

Me: (staaare)

Sunday, October 2, 2011

New York City: Part 2

List of things I did on my second day in New York:

- went to brunch at "egg" (restaurant in Williamsburg)
- bought some stuff at Buffalo Exchange
- took subway to MoMA and met my aunt's friend, saw the de Kooning and Talk to Me exhibits
- ate lunch at a Japanese noodle restaurant (Menchanko-tei), had vegetable menchanko and pork gyozas
- walked to H&M on 5th Avenue and bought a cardigan
- went to ALDO and tried on boots (they were very expensive...)
- walked to Times Square and got tickets to Mamma Mia! at TSTK for half price
- went to the giganormous Forever 21 in Times Square (there are four floors and each one is like one normal sized store...) and bought two shirts
- walked to the theater and saw Mamma Mia! (was amazing)
- took the subway to the Max Brenner chocolate restaurant and got a dark choc. hot chocolate with marshmallows to go
- took the subway back to Brooklyn

Now I am exhausted and I'm gonna watch a quick episode of Nichijou before going to sleep.
G'night!
Kitsune Girl

PS: Stay tuned for New York City: Part 3!


Friday, September 30, 2011

New York City: Part 1

I'm in New York!
Right now I'm at my aunt's apartment in Williamsburg (Brooklyn).
Saw "I Don't Know How She Does It" a couple of hours ago at  Kips Bay.
Going to the MoMA tomorrow!!
It's raining here right now and I'm just chilling in the apartment.
Gonna go now, should probably get to bed. I'm tired... -_-

I'll be posting soon!
Kitsune Girl

Friday, September 2, 2011

And With That It's Over 100

I really wanted to say 9000 but that wouldn't have been very accurate. So with Kitsune Girl's summary of how her life's going (in which she inaccurately stated that Tuesday was the fifth when in truth it's the sixth) I guess I'll also inform you guys.

I've been watching anime.

Yeah.

By the way, Steins;Gate is very depressing. Everyone dies. It's like Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni but scientific.

I kind of don't think Itachi-chan will be going on Monday, but it'd be cool if she did. Kitsune Girl also forgot to mention that we'll be meeting the person Cookie Monster is hosting. I can't wait to freak her out and make her be like "no way in hell am I hanging out with these people in school". I've already planned out what I want to say to her to discourage her!

Also, Inuyasha is cool. Nothing like a half demon with dog ears that falls to the ground whenever he hears the word "sit".

Oh yeah, I got Pokémon White! This time I started with Oshawott rather than Snivy because Snivy actually really sucks. Now my Oshawott is a Samurott and is incredibly pwnsome. I gave my team Italian nicknames~

Hey, wouldn't it be awesome if I made a video using the song Camera Shy? It fits practically everybody I have on recording, since they're all pretty much trying to hide their faces. But I'd also love to use Everything I Ask For. Well, I'll have plenty of chances to record some more on the first and second days of school :3

I think I wanna go watch Inuyasha some more now.

Bye-bi!

- Vyrtilomon


I Have Moved

It's been awhile (ish) since I've posted; here are some excuses why:

-I moved into a new place last week
-I was on vacation in Vermont for a few days
-I am lazy
-I was shopping
-Ninjas attacked me while I was hiking and I have been recovering in the meantime (yes, ninjas do hike too)

Anyways, I am finally in the new house. It's pretty awesome, if I do say so myself.

In other related and exciting news!
We got cable today! Now I can watch Durarara!! at 12am on Cartoon Network this Saturday night.

Also...
School is starting on the 6th, which I am disappointed about...
But on Tuesday the 5th I'm going over CookieMonster's house and hanging out with CookieMonster, Vyrtilomon, Taylor Swift II, FuzzyBear, and possibly Itachi-chan!!

Okay, got to go now...

KAYBAI
Kitsune Girl

PS: Sorry if I messed up any nicknames...I haven't used them in a bit.
PPS: I have absolutely no classes with any of my friends. It royally sucks.
PPPS: Steins;Gate!

Monday, August 22, 2011

Just got back from Toronto today...

.        .        .

TWAS FUN, TWAS FUN.

And now here is an adorable kitty to distract you from the fact that I have nothing else to say:



FACT: It took me 17 minutes to find this picture. O_O

Okay, must go pack now as I am moving (!) as soon as I get back from Vermint (Vermont) on Friday.

Bywe now!
Kitsune Girl

Thursday, August 18, 2011

DURARARA!!

So I was over Vyrtilomon's house earlier this week, and we were on crunchyroll.com on her TV.  And they had DURARARA!! So we started watching it and it is SO. FREAKING. PWNSOME. to the EXTREME!

So...yeah. Bye now!
Kitsune Girl

PS: Ushishishishishishi....

Sunday, August 14, 2011

KYUUKYOKU!

And so at 10:53 pm I have spontaneously started writing a new post TO THE EXTREME! Although I'm not too sure what I want to say... Then again, the majority of the time when I start writing something I just make stuff up as I go along.

So let's start by clearing one thing up: I am Asian. I eat rice every day. FuzzyBear is Asian. I am betting that she eats rice every day. Eating rice is an Asian thing to do. And white rice is better than brown rice. Just saying.

Also, I have recently found interest in a few new songs, so I suppose I'll share them to you even though you couldn't care less about them. First is Anthem for the Lonely by Lovers and Liars. It's kind of an angsty song... and frankly I have no idea what it's really about. Is it a break up song, or something about bullying? Regardless I like it. So yay for that.

Then there are some Korean songs but I don't really feel like going into that. Oh, and there's that awesome new song by UVERworld- Core Pride! That is an epic song. Just the intense drums at the beginning make you wanna listen to it... TO THE MAXIMUM.

Oh yeah! There was that other thing about ending all my sentences with byon. It's really fun, byon! You should try it, byon! For those who are still unsure of how to pronounce it, it's said "bee-on" but really fast, byon.

Now you ask, "but what is byon, byon?" byon. Byon is a nonsense word intended only to make you sound cool (or insane... or EXTREME) by adding it to the end of your sentences, byon. It might make you feel weird at first but I assure you it gets awesomer and awesomer as you go on, byon.

Kitsuneme means "fox eye(s)", byon! That's kind of cool, isn't it, byon? And kokoroyomi means "mind reader", byon. Don't really know why I shared that, byon.

Whatever, byon. I'm getting bored so I'm gonna leave now, byon. Looking back, it was a really boring post, wasn't it, byon?

Bye-bi, byon!

- Vyrtilomon

Friday, August 12, 2011

KYOKUGEN!

We're almost at 100 posts or something like that! We should totally do something cool for the 100th one. Whoever agrees say "aye sir!" like Happy the Cat!

Ah, speaking of Happy the Cat, I should really get back to watching Fairy Tail. But it's onto Erza's arc and I don't really want to watch that... but it's a long arc and probably has really important stuff, such as things involving Jellal or whatever the hell his name was.

Jiii...

I was thinking the other day, even if Friday is a bad song 'cause of its shitty lyrics why does everyone hate Rebecca Black? Is it 'cause she uses autotune or whatever? But doesn't like... everyone use autotune these days? Furthermore, even if the lyrics to Friday are stupid it's not so much different from most anime songs. Of course, this only matters if you're an EXTREME otaku like I am... TO THE EXTREME.

Oh! So my grandparents are here for the entire month of August and I learned that my grandpa is really cool. Like, seriously cool to the MAXIMUM. When he was a teenager living in Japan during WWII, he got hungry a lot and was like... starving, so then he started sneaking into the emperor's palace and STEALING FOOD TO THE EXTREME! He literally went into the garden and took stuff right out of it! Freakin awesome!

Eto... what else can I talk about...? Ah! The other day Miss Sucker Punched sent me an EXTREMELY weird text to the EXTREME! Except it actually wasn't Miss Sucker Punched, so I guess it's all okay!

MAXIMUM! EXTREME! KUFUFU! USHISHI! VOOOIIII!

Yell it out loud ten times and declare your awesomeness! TO THE MAXIMUM EXTREME!

I'm gonna go now.

Bye-bi!

- Vyrtilomon

Monday, August 1, 2011

Kitsune's Playlist #2 - Underground Bands

Downloaded NYLON's Summer Playlist a few months ago, but I never listened to it...

So! I'm finally listening to it right now!

Here's what's playing:

Lost In My Mind - The Head and the Heart

I didn't really like this song at first, 'cause it struck me as ...country. And I really dislike country music. But as it went on I started to like it more, and now I really like it!

Next song:

Something Else - Diamond Rings

This one's really different from Lost In My Mind. . .
I have mixed feelings on this one. The lyrics are cool, but I can't tell if I love or hate the music.

Next song:

Don't Care About Anything - Alex Winston

ZOMFQ, I love her voice. It's so different from other artists I've heard...
Also, the lyrics are really cool (although a bit religious). In the very beginning I thought she was singing in a different language...but it turns out she was singing, "Hand to God, I swear I'll pray...".

And the last song:

How Can You Luv Me - Unknown Mortal Orchestra

I randomly chose this one off of the "NEW" playlist on my iPod.

I kind of thought this would be a Techno song when it started( it's actually "Alternative", whatever that means...) But the song turned out to be much different than I expected. The vocals are purposefully drowned out and the music somehow sounds Funky and Futuristic at the same time. The end result is really cool.
This song is awesome. The end.

Listen to the songs and tell me what you think!

KBAI,
Kitsune Girl


PS: It's a BONUS SONG!


This just came on, and I kind of had to add it.   .   .

Let's Kill Tonight - Panic! At the Disco

Sounds a lot like Fall Out Boy...but BETTER! Which is a good thing, in case you have no freaking clue who the heck Fall Out Boy is.

PPS: Last time I posted a Playlist, John asked for Heavy Metal Lover by Lady Gaga.

So, here goes!

Heavy Metal Lover - Lady Gaga

I personally don't like this song. I would consider it dance music, 'cause Gaga's voice sounds like a robot with all that auto-tune, and the lyrics are pretty much just one big chorus. I don't mind it to dance to, but I wouldn't listen to it on my iPod all the time.
What do you think? Listen to it, and comment to tell me.

Friday, July 8, 2011

When You Realize You're Actually Learning More History from Anime than School...

Would you believe me if I said I'd been meaning to write a new post all week but constantly decided to watch anime instead? Pssh, what am I saying, of course you'd believe me since I'm totally the most honest person around.

Anyways, I've totally got some awesome news on what I have experienced this week because I know you all care so much about my life. First off, some epic conversations between my mother and I!

about Denmark
ME: So yeah, Denmark used to be the king of northern Europe. He even took control of Sweden, which is totally epic considering how small he is.
MOM: Is that so? And where did you learn this?
ME: Hetalia.

about Poland and Lithuania
ME: A while back Poland and Lithuania joined together to become this totally awesome commonwealth and together they practically beat up all of Europe- including Prussia, might I add- until Russia came along and like... killed them.
MOM: Oh, Russia. Where did you learn this?
ME: Hetalia.

about Nantucket
ME: Artists go there to paint, don't they?
MOM: Yeah, that's right. Where did you learn that?
ME: Hetalia.
MOM: My God, you really do learn from that show...
ME: :3

Mwa-ha-ha. I have learned more history about more countries from Hetalia than my school ever could have hoped to teach me! Then again it's probably a little unfair since it's not in their curriculum to teach us European history... we've been stuck in America's repeating history for three years or so now.

Moving on.

I've started "work" in my mom's lab this week. I gotta admit, it's pretty cool. I was watching someone do profusions on mice- basically she drugs the mouse, drains the blood, preserves the body, rips off the head, and digs out the brain all while having a cheerful conversation about her daughter.

Besides profusions there was also regular embryo surgery- drugging the pregnant mouse, slicing open the belly, pulling out the embryo, injecting DNA, stuffing the embryo back, and sewing up the cut so that it's good as new! But if the embryo is uneven than the mouse just gets killed, which kinda sucks for it.

I've been learning tons of science, which is totally cool so maybe I'll actually be able to enjoy science class in eighth grade. Am I happy about that? Perhaps.

Also, in a couple weeks I'm off to San Francisco. PWNSOMENESS! Be hanging with my Asian friends there, so yay~

Gonna go now, got awesome anime to watch.

Bye-bi!

- Vyrtilomon


Monday, July 4, 2011

Woah...Fireworks!

Happy Independence Day everyone! Or for the slower people reading, Happy July 4th!
Let the "USA!" chanting begin!!!
Right now I'm sitting in my living room with my sister (who earlier today had a complete fit because she thought fireworks went off in the morning), and typing this blog post while contemplating what crazy striped ensemble I'll be wearing this year.
So have an awesome Fourth of July and see some fireworks, 'cause they're pretty cool. Especially if you go into Boston (that's where the pwnsome ones are).
I'm going to go paint now so...
...bye,
Kitsune Girl

PS: Sister says: "Love." (!??)

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

I am Bored

So very, very bored. On the upside I think this little Asian girl is totally pwning the others at SSBB using none other than the totally awesome Ike. She's like beast at this game! Yeah, this other Asian girl is cheering for her, too... Except, actually, Ike just lost all three of his lives so... the stage wasn't really to his suiting.

I kinda want to play, too, but I'm--yay, Triforce Slash by Link! Final Smash pwns all!-- only good at Marth, really, and even then his attacks aren't actually that powerful. Meta Knight's strong, but it's a little hard to control his Mach Tornado. That's why I'm training up with Ike... even if he's slow, his attacks have enough power to KO an opponent after only a few blows. Maybe tomorrow I'll try it out.

I always thought Samus was a robot until I saw her Final Smash... then her suit was destroyed and the completely human ZERO SUIT SAMUS appeared. Yaaay.

You know what the worst Final Smashes are? Yoshi's for sure... he grows wings and flies around. Freeeeakin awesome, Yoshi, freakin awesome... The Pokémon Trainer's Final Smash (called Triple Finish) is plenty powerful but he can only shoot it in one direction. Meta Knight's offers an instant KO, except you have to be practically right next to the opponent since its range isn't very good.

Marth's Final Smash is strong but dangerous, since it's a dash attack and therefore if you miss you'll most likely fall off the stage. Ness and Lucas have pretty much the same Final Smash, basically a meteor shower, which should be powerful but honestly it seems to hit the stage everywhere BUT where your opponent is. Oh! Luigi's sucks... that's all I'm gonna say.

Link and Ike have similar Final Smashes (Triforce Slash and Great Aether respectively), just like how the Pokémon Trainer, Zelda, and Samus have the same... just a giant beam (arrow, in Zelda's case) fired in a single direction and obliterating anyone in the way.

Jigglypuff has the awesomest Final Smash ever, though... especially if you play on Final Destination. It literally puffs up and takes up the entire stage, pushing off anyone else and letting them fall to their DOOM. Epic.

Pikachu and Sonic have practically the same concept for their Final Smashes... Pikachu uses Volt Tackle and flies all over the screen as a giant ball of electricity, and Sonic transforms into Super Sonic and flies all over the screen as a golden hedgehog. Generally that should be powerful and cool, but the setback to their Final Smashes are that they become hard to control... so you end up using all your time trying to get them to where the opponent is while said opponent just screws with you and jumps out of the way.

I don't really get why Pit is so popular... I mean, sure, he's cool and everything but his Final Smash- Palutena's Army- isn't that good, and his only worthwhile attack involves him spinning his bow around and around. But... you know, he's a freaking angel so whatever.

I'm still bored so I'm just gonna go now. Not that you care since I don't think you even read this.

Bye-bi!

- Vyrtilomon

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

S'Called Camp Blogging

Yes, because I am in camp and I am on the computer typing a new post. There is a word for this pwnsomeness and that is EPIC PWNSOMENESS.

Currently the other happenings in this room are a bunch of other people playing the one and only awesomest game in the world SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL. Except the guy who used Ike totally had no idea how to use him, the guy using Pikachu is not using the incredibly epic Thunder attack, and the guy using Pit is totally abusing him. The dude using Link seems to be the only one who's experienced. Other than that it's still fun watching, and as soon as I get home I'm definitely playing some more.

I've almost finished the storyline game Subspace Emissary, except I'm stuck 'cause that final boss dude Tabuu always kills me. It's annoying since he just hovers there in the air and teleports all the time... so I need to use the Smashers who have good ariel attacks, and those are the ones I'm not too good at.

That's why I'm training with Sonic the Hedgehog and Ike! Sonic is fast so he can run across the platform quickly whenever Tabuu teleports, plus his up-B is basically just jumping off a springboard and then I can use his rolling attack to injure the boss. Ike's Aether attack is totally beast and incredibly powerful... the only downside is that he's slow due to his heavy sword, so I'll need to do down-side for some dashing.

Marth, Kirby, Meta Knight, and the Pokémon Trainer are also gonna be on my team. Squirtle's Surf propels him into the air where I can either use a second Surf or a Water Gun to attack, plus Kirby and Meta Knight can practically fly so they're covered. Marth is just like... a faster version of Ike, but his sword is Falchion so he doesn't get a kickass attack like Aether. But his ariel attack is pretty good too, so... yeah.

Also, I've unlocked Mr. Game and Watch and Ganondorf, so I'm pretty happy about that. Ganondorf is super strong, and his attacks are completely killer, but he's like one of the slowest characters in the game next to Bowser. Even Ike's faster than him. Mr. Game and Watch... well, I haven't used him yet, but I guess he's okay. His Final Smash, in which he turns into an octopus and lashes tentacles at people, is pretty good.

Speaking of Final Smashes! As it turns out, the Fire Emblem characters are the ones who have some of the strongest Final Smashes. The Fire Emblem characters, by the way, are the two human swordsmen Marth and Ike. Marth has Critical Hit which is like a dash attack but with an awesome sword slash added in, and Ike has the pwnsome Great Aether. Great Aether is so cool... he slashes the opponent upwards so the enemy's thrown up in the air, tosses his sword up, jumps up to grab it, cuts the enemy seven times, kicks twice, cuts four more times, and then smashes him into the ground! How beast is that?!

I really want to go on about how obsessed I am with this game, but I think that'd come off as a little weird, so I'll shut up for now and continue tomorrow.

Bye-bi~

- Vyrtilomon

Friday, June 24, 2011

Super Smash Bros. BRAWL!

My current obsession. Thanks to the awesome three-month-break that we call summer, I can now dedicate my days to gaming and PWNING!

I like to use Marth a lot since he and his sword are cool, but Ike's kinda badass... only he's too slow. Meta Knight's cool, what with his sword PLUS his wings. And Bowser's just kickass, especially when you activate his Final Smash and turns into GIGA BOWSER. RAAAWWR!

Fox is good, too, because he's got a gun for long-range attacks but he can also use a sort of dash attack for close combat. And since I'm saying Fox is good I also have to say Falco, since they're practically the same. Link and Pit aren't too bad, either... although I do have trouble with Link's incredibly weak arrows and Pit's lack of a proper up-B attack.

Oh! I almost forgot one of the most important characters in the game: KIRBY a.k.a ^(^_^)>... yeah, that's really the best I can do. Anyways, his hammer is awesome for a final hit to knock out the opponent, plus he freaking SWALLOWS people and gains their powers! What's not to love?

Lucario is probably one of the most powerful Smashers, though... the more damage he takes the more damage he deals, and with Double Team and Extreme Speed, he can easily dodge any attacks thrown at him and then just strike from behind! Also, his Final Smash is a gigantic laser beam shot from the sky. So yeah, he's pretty cool... just hard to get the hang of.

Also, if you haven't heard yet, opening your fridge and finding a giant (I mean GIANT) slice of cake in there can really make your day. You just become so... happy... my parents actually commented that I was acting "very different... a little strange... but in a good way. You should be like this more often.".

:3

I'm gonna go and eat an awesome pasta dinner now...

Bye-bi!

- Vyrtilomon

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Painting Flowers

Well, I've started camp... and it's boring. Programming can only go on for so long before you start going crazy. In brighter news, friends from California have arrived! They're Asian and cool~

Also, you should totally listen to Painting Flowers by All-Time Low. It kinda goes:

Strange maze
What is this place?
I hear voices over my shoulder
Nothing's making sense at all
Wonder
Why do we race?
When every day we're running in circles
Such a funny way to fall

If those lyrics don't spark your attention you are boring!

Phenomenon by Thousand Foot Krutch is good too. And if you're gonna take my advice, also listen to Rawkfist 'cause it's cool!

Zombies Ate My Neighbors, Never Wanted to Dance, and all of the above are just tastes of the kinds of music I like to listen to.

Ah, have to go now... so much for a blog post. I was mainly inspired by Kitsune Girl randomly talking about her playlist. She must've been so bored today!

Bye-bi for now!

- Vyrtilomon

Kitsune's Playlist #1

Look! Right here! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a...post series!!!

I'll make a new playlist every...week?
Comment the songs you think I should put on the playlist and we'll have a follower-influenced playlist!
Wow, this is starting to sound boring just as I'm typing it and I bet nobody'll comment but...here goes.

What I'm listening to right now:
Playlist: Metric Florence (merging Florence + the Machine and Metric)
Songs: Help I'm Alive - Fantasies - Metric
             Sick Muse - Fantasies - Metric
             Gold Guns Girls - Fantasies - Metric
             Dog Days Are Over - Lungs - Florence + the Machine
             Kiss With a Fist - Lungs - Florence + the Machine
             Cosmic Love - Lungs - Florence + the Machine

I'm pretty sure most of the people who follow will hate these songs ('cause you're all into Top 40......), but it'd be nice if someone, anyone, commented. Maybe just to be nice?
Or maybe FuzzyBear or Vyrtilomon or Taylor Swift II or John will comment, 'cause they appreciate music?

Okay, bye now!
Kitsune Girl
             

BIKE TIME (do dododo dodo dodo can't touch this)

The plan: ride bike to playground with sister. Then, ride bike to art store. Buy oil painting supplies. Pick up lunch at Life Alive. Ride bike home.

12:22 PM: Leaving house

No! But wait! We decide to drive to Central Square instead!
And we went to FOUR Burgers (delicious, you must check it out)!
And then we did end up going to the playground!
And then we stayed so long that we didn't go to the art store!
Now I'm a bit angry!
But that's alright!
I think I'll just continue the post like this!
Or maybe it's too annoying!
Yes, I think it might be!
At least, it's annoying me!
Okay, that's it!

Yeah, so that was my bike adventure sans bike adventure.

Bye now, I just got an awesome idea for a post series! Oh, darn, I just did it again...
Anyway, bye:
Kitsune Girl

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Movie (no, I couldn't think of a better title)!

Going to see X-Men: First Class with British, Taylor Swift II, Vyrtilomon, and...I forget his codename (sorry!). Anyway, I'll tell you how it goes later.

Bye,
Kitsune Girl

Friday, June 10, 2011

You've Just Been Pwned by Pokémon

My incredibly awesome team which is in fact different from that other day when I listed them:

Reshiram (nicknamed Igneel) at level 54
Haxorus (nicknamed Kida) at level 54
Krookodile (nicknamed Mika) at level 54
Serperior (nicknamed Shizuo) at level 54
Zweilous (nicknamed Natsu) at level 54
Gyarados (nicknamed Chane) at level 45 [I'm training this one up to be awesome]

Now, as you can obviously see, my team is completely unbalanced. I have three Dragon-types, one Ground-type, one Grass-type, and one Water-type. But Dragons are cool, therefore I have three kickass Dragons on my team.

And I beat the game.

Now I need Pokémon White.

Also, I watched X-Men: First Class today. Talk about epic! No, maybe not, but it was cool. There was one scene where one dude pushed a coin right through another guy's head. Awesomeness.

I ate lunch at Scoozi's! That's an Italian restaurant that has the best paninis ever and they're really super totally delicious.

Listen to Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand! And once you get to the kickass guitar part you'll be like "Vyrtilomon thank you for introducing me to this awesome song". Oh, and Painting Flowers by All Time Low. You're welcome, in advance.

Oh, and Kitsune Girl? Can you remind me what everyone's powers are? The make believe manga has been on hold for long I've completely forgotten.

That's really all I have to say...

Bye-bi!
- Vyrtilomon

Hey, FuzzyBear!

Check this out:

"The Cute Adventures of a Stuffed Animal":
http://fuzzybearblog.com/

Pretty adorable... O_Q
Kitsune Girl

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

SUMMER! ZOMFQ

So, as you may know, it's summer vacation! Which means more posting from us...I hope. ;)

Okay, I have to go now and sh'tuff,
Kitsune Girl

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Of Pokémon, Butlers, and Glee

So here I am... sitting on a couch playing Pokémon Black whilst typing this... it is much harder than it sounds. The multitasking, I mean, not the playing. I'm training to defeat the eighth gym leader and I've got a totally kickass team! I shall now proceed to list them even though none of you will understand the following:

Druddigon (nicknamed Kasai) at level 43
Pawniard (nicknamed Shinra) at level 42
Fraxure (nicknamed Kida) at level 42
Carracosta (nicknamed Mikado) at level 42
Sigilyph (nicknamed Yagiri) at level 42
Krookodile (nicknamed Mika) at level 42

Now, if any of you were anime watchers such as myself, you would know that the majority of the nicknames I selected for my Pokémon are from the popular show Durarara!! There are only two exceptions- Kasai and Mika- which are not from the show but instead from the make-believe manga Kitsune Girl, Itachi-chan, and I are still kind of working on.

Pokémon is so super fun, but the only downside to the Black and White versions are that there are no Pokémon from previous generations... it's an entirely new region with their own Pokémon. Do you understand what this means? If not, I'll tell you: THERE IS NO PIKACHU.

Yes, wallow in shock for a few moments. I will wait.

Now, as I was saying, no Pikachu. There is an attempt at replacing everybody's favorite Mouse Pokémon- I think it's Minccino but that thing's not really fooling anyone- however the fact remains that there is no more yellow electric mouse/rabbit in the game anymore.

A moment of silence for him.

...

In other news, I am about to start an entirely new anime series (I never actually finished Fairy Tail or AnoHana but they got kinda boring) and it is titled Hayate the Combat Butler! Basically it's about this kid who beats people up and then gets hired as a butler... a little similar to Kuroshitsuji but not as dark or "gothic lolita" style. Instead it's a flatout parody/comedy. One of my favorite genres.

Also, if you try making pairing names out of the people in Glee you get really funny things. Like if you put together Quinn Fabray and Mike Chang, you get Fabang! Come on, say it, you know you want to. Fabang!

Actually, putting either Quinn or Mike's names in a pairing name automatically makes it funny. With Brittany and Mike you could get Bike, or Tina and Mike and you get Tike. Oh! And if you had Mike Chang and Rachel Berry you'd get CHERRY!

Likewise something like... Quinn and Brittany would get you Quitt! Or Finn and Quinn (I just realized their names rhymed) and you get Fuinn. Which sounds like For The Win, but not really. I've also heard of Fabray and Berry making Faberry, but I think that's kinda weird. On second thought, scratch that, this entire topic is weird.

Pssh, no worries, my current obsession with a non-anime high school drama show won't last long. I hope...

The other day my friend Grace and I were hanging out, and then she was like "my dream is to turn on the radio one day and hear ANIME SONGS" and I was like "THAT IS SO PWNSOME". It's gonna happen. Just watch. Someday.

Oh, I almost forgot the most important thing. Summer vacation started! Yay! HOLY SHIT KIDA JUST DIED... you know, my Fraxure? I got so caught up writing this post that I wasn't paying attention to the battle at all!

This just got serious. Gotta go.

Bye-bi!
- Vyrtilomon

6/3/11



       Been at Stine’s (my neighbor...) for an hour and I’m too shy tired to ask for the internet password. I was drawing, but I only had one sheet because I’m also too shy tired to ask for more paper. I don’t know what’d I’d draw, anyway. I was doodling and then I did this cool pattern drawing that I colored in with my amazing amazing pens. So here I am, typing a blog post/journal entry in Pages, the impostor Microsoft Word. I’m getting super bored staring at my bright orangey red nail polish (called ‘Tasmanian Made Me Do It’, of course) pressing the keys. The staccato tap of my orange nails on the white ‘user-friendly’ keyboard of my MacBook is really starting to annoy me (yes, I do start using vivid language when I’m bored). 
Okay, I’ve decided to talk about my doodling from earlier, ‘cause that’s all that really interests me right now. So I didn’t know what to draw (per usual), so I started drawing these random 3-D shapes. Then I got bored and started writing FuzzyBear’s, Vyrtilomon’s, Taylor Swift II’s, and I Kan’s names in different fonts. FuzzyBear’s was all calligraphy-like; Vyrtilomon’s was all normal-like, ‘cause I couldn’t find a font that really fit her personality; Taylor Swift II’s was fancy and then happy-like (the first name was fancy looking, the last name was “cheerful”); I Kan’s was filled with curly-cues and all in bubbly lower case letters. I did my name too. It was in bubble letters, ‘cause I really like writing in bubble letters... Hehe...he...he ;) Then I decided to do something to the shapes, so I started making the triangular prism a soup box (yes, a triangular soup box, people!). It says: ‘SOUP!* *now in a triangular box! may cause: loss of all senses, malaria, internal bleeding, and involuntary barking.’ Then the word ‘LETTUCE’ was written on the circle, and there’s a sticker that says: ‘now circular!’. On the bottom of the circle it states: ‘Color of lettuce may vary...’ Then for the box, I drew an arrow pointing towards the box and wrote turtle next to the arrow :D
Five hours later...
Just came back from the semi-formal at John’s school (again, this is a girl). Twas fun. Porridge and Pudding were making out...hehe. And they are now officially going out! Isn’t it amazing?! Even though you probably have no idea who these people are! :)
Anyways...
John says: I’m thinking...I don’t know. *thoughtful look* *laugh* *another thoughtful look* *ponder* They played my jam! I was so happy! *excited hand waving* And I freaked out everybody by dancing like an idiot/drunk person. For that one dance I was like “wio wio!” It was very interesting.
Yesh, twas interesting (Will Ferrell voice)!
A few minutes later...
Screw that. The next morning at 9:10 AM...
John’s little sister woke us up asking if we wanted pancakes. Then she climbed up on the bed and started reading us a book. Now we’re playing FruitNinja on my Ipod touch. I GOT A NEW HIGH SCORE! 475!!! :D
Okay, my computer needs to charge and I don’t feel like sitting in the carpet so I’m going to leave for a bit. 
A few hours/minutes/days later....
Nope. Actually more than a day later...
It’s Sunday and I’m charging my dead iPod touch with my dying laptop. Funny how that works out, huh?
Vyrtilomon needed to buy an accordion today (don’t ask), but of all the four shops she went to, she didn’t get one. The fourth shop she went to was actually on fire! Yep. It’s true.
Well, my laptop is almost dead so I’m going to leave now and come back when it isn’t on its deathbed. 
Bye now!
Kitsune Girl :)
     UPDATE: 6/7/11, and it’s officially summer!!! ACK ZOMFQ (Zoh My Firetrucking Quetzelcoatl)! I think this calls for a...MUSTACHE PARTY: :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ :{ 

Friday, June 3, 2011

From Angel

HI EVERYONE :D

we are in math class right now but since it's one of the last days the teacher isn't paying any attention just checking his comments :) I love you no matter what and it's ok to be different :) we all are different :) if you ever feel bad or depressed you can talk to me because everyone is this world is unique and special. Give everyone a chance because you don't know whose life you're going to change. I have faith that you are going to change this world one person at a time!

I LOVE EVERYONE :D

lots of love
angel

MWAHAHAHA

MATH CLASS!!!!!
mwahahahahahahahahaha

Vyrtilomon says: Angel is watching my videos and it's annoying me...  :3

Angel says: I LOVE YOU!!!

Okay, got to go.
LAST MATH CLASS EVER (well, the last full-length one that we'll actually be doing math in...)

Attie #2 says: My survey was 'Getting Ready In the Morning'. Here's my table. Here's my graph. Most people answered 15-30 minutes. It was concluded from the survey that most people in the middle school take 15-30 minutes getting ready in the morning.

Frye-Frye says: ............

Levitov says: My survey was 'What is Your Greatest Fear'. The options were: heights, spiders, me, Berlin, Gillis #1, and monsters. It was a random, closed survey.

FRYE FRYE

Anyways....field day is today. Kill me now. UGH.
I have to do a three-legged race with Taylor Swift II. ACK, we might fail.

Semi-formal at John's school is tonight (John is a girl, btw. It's her nickname). Twill be fun :)

Okay I really have to go!

KTHXBYE
Kitsune Girl

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Don't Worry, the Awesomeness Won't be Tainted

Wanna know why? 'CAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO THE BAR MITZVAH. I have saved myself at least three hours of suffering. Praise me as you will.

Instead of sitting there, staring at certain people, and daydreaming the night away, I will either be doing all my homework in one go or continuing Fairy Tail. Why Fairy Tail? Because Happy is a blue cat with wings who can talk, fight with fish, and his catchphrase is "Aye!". He was also born from an egg.

Glee has been semi-fascinating me for some reason. I find it enjoyable how characters are immature and then somehow mature in one episode, and then by the next episode they're back to being immature and bratty. Well, maybe "enjoyable" isn't the right word. More like... annoying, but in an addicting way. Like drugs. But drugs aren't really annoying, I don't think. Or maybe they're annoying for other people. Either way, I am semi-fascinated by Glee and its characters... half of which don't even get more than two lines per episode.

I got five hours of sleep last night. I really don't want to say what I was doing on my computer until 2 am (not watching anime, that's for sure) but I will admit I am somewhat ashamed of it. So it's up to you to guess, assuming you even care!

If you've read up to this line, post a comment. No, seriously. Do it. Otherwise, gender regardless, I will take Itachi-chan's ring, go up to any and every BB&N student who follows this blog, get down on one knee, and propose. Except for British. No way in hell am I risking Taylor Swift II's friendship. Other than that, I am not kidding.

Well, I've got science homework to finish. Right after a science exam, too... grr...

Kay, bye-bi!

- Vyrtilomon

Damn iTunes!

I FOUND MY IPOD TOUCH YESTERDAY!!! It was in my purse...(epic FAIL).

I'm bored and waiting for my iPod touch to be done updating and IM-ing Taylor Swift II and looking at lame Fails on failblog.org

Yesh, that is my life on Saturdays...

Ack, my darn iPod is taking so long! The first time I connected it, it told me it would take 13 hours, then it went down to 2 hours in a matter of seconds, thank god. Now it says...uh....68 minutes remaining. UGH.
And I forgot my stupid passcode too, so I can't go on my iPod or anything.

Yeah, so I'm gonna go on tasteofawesome.com now...

KTHXBYE,
Kitsune Girl

PS: Tonight is Eli's Bar Mitzvah! I wonder what'll happen there... Taylor Swift II and Itachi-chan can't come but everyone else is. I bet Vyrtilomon will just have a great night. That Kid We All Hate (!@#$!%@^#*&!^^@!@!!) is gonna be there. ACK.

PPS: Our exams are over, thank god!!! I feel like I failed them both...even though I probably didn't (I mean, I studied a lot). Anyways, we get them back on Tuesday. Blah.

PPPS: Bookclub on Monday. Reading To Kill A Mockingbird (pretty good so far...). Ugh, I can't see Kung-fu Panda II because of it! But it's alright, I guess... No offense to my fwends at bookclub.

UPDATE: CookieMonster and I are not making fun of anybody. It was an inside joke between CookieMonster, Vyrtilomon, and me. I'm really sorry if anyone took it the wrong way. We love you guys!

OKAY WELL BYE NOW
Again, your bestie,
Kitsune Girl

Monday, May 23, 2011

VOOOOOOIIII!!!

Well, Kitsune Girl told me to post my version of the day here, and since I was entertained by the way she did it I guess I'll try to. Since I've got nothing better to do other than eat dinner, finish my homework, and complete my KNBC video.

Math class: I am told of a prank that occurred on Friday at the Mix, and I also announce with pleasure that I ate pie this morning.

English class: The prank is explained to me by Cookie Monster. Later, I give Mrs. Neil Patrick Harris my laptop (as opposed to her stealing it) and allow her to watch my videos.

Break: A large crowd gathers around Mrs. Neil Patrick Harris and my laptop in order to watch my videos; I am flattered.

Latin class: I whirl my finger, much to the annoyance of Kitsune Girl.

History class: I speak to Itachi-chan about how she is in fact not one of the 3% in Heaven. I am also reassured of Taylor Swift II's enthusiasm towards me, and accept her hug.

Lunch: I reminisce with Tajikistan about sixth grade... and a certain male former classmate who will not be named.

Science class: I am told by Wolfy's Twin (ha, just try to figure that one out) that she does not dislike me. I am flattered. However, I am also warned that should I put her in the video I will present at the final assembly, she will begin disliking me very much.

3D Art class: I walk into the room to see Bus Buddy punch Jet Lee in the stomach. I laugh.

Locker Cleanup: I open my laptop to resume (read as: attempt yet utterly fail) work on my KNBC video. I Kan and Bear annoy me to no end, I refrain from trying to kill them, and my laptop runs out of battery.

Also, Fairy Tail is a pwnsome anime. Because there's a blue cat named Happy who gets wings and saves this girl from the bad guys but then loses his wings and they fall into the ocean. No, that's actually not why it's pwnsome... it's pwnsome 'cause the main character eats fire and is simultaneously a dragon.

However, no matter how pwnsome Fairy Tail is, Katekyo Hitman Reborn is still better.

Okay, now bye-bi!

- Vyrtilomon

Just Taste the Awesomeness

I just realized that the only other post I have ever made was "FuzzyBear's First Post". Wow, that's just a bit sad... EDIT: I've actually written one other post. Still, compared to the 62 total posts on this blog... this is sad.
Anyway, I have a lot of awesomeness to share. 

This is the awesomest blog. Yay illustrated blogs! I love this girl and her sense of humor. And her "simple dog". I recommend the posts, "The God of Cake", "Dogs Don't Understand Simple Concepts Like Moving" and "Texas".

The title says it all. Obviously this is where the blog post title comes from.

I know Vyrtilomon has technically already posted about this, but I'm posting it again. Whether you love, hate, or have never heard of Twilight, you can get a laugh out of this.

I'm probably forgetting a ton of the awesome stuff on the internet, but I'm feeling quite lazy. Anyway, go crazy. Knock yourself out. Explore. I'm not responsible for anything.

Secrets Secrets...

So, today:

Math class= Vyrtilomon announces, "I had blueberry pie this morning."

English class= Mr. Anti-British declares, "Oh no! The police are here! I'm going to jail!"

Break= Mrs. Neil Patrick Harris steals Vyrtilomon's laptop and watches the many videos she has made while the rest of the grade watches too.

Latin class= When Mrs. Neil Patrick Harris is asked the definition of "possum"(pronounced "possoom"), she replies, "POSSUM!" (you know, the animal?).

Music class= HOLY SHIT I'M SO CONFUSED... (and not about music). Some stuff went down that nobody knows about and...yeah. I am seriously messed up now. I don't care that it happened, I care why.

Lunch= Debate on who is weirder: Me or Taylor Swift II, Me or FuzzyBear, Taylor Swift II or British (let's call him Hamster from now on), and FuzzyBear or Taylor Swift II.

History class= I completely zoned out, don't ask.

Science class= Itachi-chan and I paid no attention to the Forces Powerpoint and had a conversation on a piece of her sketchbook paper in red and purple pens (I was red, she was purple). We talked about tons of stuff and she gave me some advice. I might post a picture of our conversation later...maybe. We talked about the flirter and the perv. But nobody knows who they are. Even though you might think you do...

Locker Clean-out= Watching more videos on Vyrtilomon's laptop, more confusion and Mrs. Neil Patrick Harris partly cleared things up for me... Taylor Swift II super duper hyper (she was kind of scaring me...) :)

Yep, that was my day.

[Voi! Vyrtilomon, post your version of the day on here! Seriously, you should post sometime... :)]

KAY THANKS BYE,
Kitsune Girl

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Wow, I have(n't) posted in awhile...

Hey...

How is life amigo?
You know when people ask you that, and they don't even care about how your actual life is? They just have nothing to say, and so they say "How's life?" or "How is it?" or "How are you?". Yeah... When people ask that they don't care about your problems one little eensy weensy bit. It's true.

Oh! Look! It's Tweedledee! She just walked in the room. Something bad just happened between Tweedledee and Tweedledum. I'm not sure what, but something did happen.

Itachi-chan and Vyrtilomon sitting next to me. Itachi-chan is reading over my shoulder and drawing simultaneously (don't ask how). Vyrtilomon is working on her "The effect of different textured surfaces on the distance of a ball (m)". The Mann is sitting near Itachi-chan on his laptop...
Oh! Look! It's Mr. Gaga! He just came in and sat between to The Mann and Itachi-chan!

The basement sucks... Some days it's freezing and some days it's way too hot. The teachers have absolutely no control over the heating/AC. It's ridiculous.

"Have you heard White Horse?" says Itachi-chan.
"Yesh," I say cheerfully (well, I'm not sure if it was cheerfully but-

NO! ITACHI-CHAN JUST ERASED THE CHIBI FOX!!!!

As I was saying....
Laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh, goes Itachi-chan.
"Calm down," she says.

Oh, Vyrtilomon was just reading over my shoulder and suggested I tell you a heater story from the...basement (duh duh duh dunnnn).

One day we were in study hall, minding our own business, when the bell rang. It was time for lunch.
"YES!" I yelled, "I CAN EAT MY COOKIES!"
Itachi-chan and Vyrtilomon gave me a look.
 But then the basement started to fill with smoke and a crazy Ms. Sour ran into the room.
"GET OUT! THE HEATER HAS EXPLODED! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!" she screamed, falling to her knees.
Actually, she didn't say that...but it makes the story more interesting, doesn't it, Itachi-chan?

We rushed out of the "fire drill" door and onto the "fire drill grass place" (the green).
"MY COOKIES!" I yelled. Yes, this was the first thing I thought about after running from a "burning" building.

Anyways, we waited outside for hours (more like minutes, but it felt like an hour!)  Then we went inside and had lunch and everybody had cookies and everybody was happy and said "yay!" the end.


Itachi-chan types:
you are a lame story teller... it would be better if it ended with everybody dying. No, really.
And... so... yay everyone's dead... um... back to my book.

I say:
Yes, but that really wasn't my best effort. I'm incredibly starved and delirious right now...he..hehe...hehe...he...he.

Itachi chan:
right now? as opposed to... all the time? Delirious isn't a normal state of being for you? wow, who knew?

I say:
Itachi-chan does have a valid point there...hehe...he.



he.............. (creeeeeepyyy)

OKAY THEN:
Mrs. Neil Patrick Harris is staring at pictures of her dear beloved hubby. :)
The Floaty Panda is staring scarily into her orangey laptop.
Yeah...okay, I should probably get back to drawing and homework and stuff now...

KTHXBYE,
Your amazing amazing friend,
Kitsune Girl ;)

...and your stalker! Who, you ask?
Itachi-chan!

Friday, May 6, 2011

The K of D... or is it?

I had an epiphany a few moments ago in which I fully understood the meaning of that play.

Praise me as you will!

It's actually a depressing ghost story involving a girl with unnatural powers! But the minor characters- the teens, particularly the dude who goes "it scarred me for LIFE!"- are my favorites. Charlotte made me depressed, the loser killer neighbor was mean, and Mr. McGraw was really just "meh". Her mom (at least, I think it was her mom) seemed okay.

I kind of wish that when the loser killer neighbor was pointing the gun at Van's head he actually killed Van's character. But that would have made the play go spiraling in a completely different direction so I suppose it's understandable that Mr. Killer Neighbor pulled a Kasai on us and avoided it.

But I'm not going to waste my time talking about that play, since you guys obviously aren't interested in reading about it.

Kitsune Girl put up my 11 Facts of Life on this blog. Counting down to number 1! Just watch, Fact of Life #1 is totally the most epic and important of them all. Just watch.

Moving on, our softball season has been going awesome. Totally got the coolest team ever~. We've only lost once, and I can't wait to go against Park again and completely PWN THEM.

Also, there is a person in my history class whom I stare at. Itachi-chan teases me about it, but I retort with an awesomely witty remark that totally makes her go WTFIRETRUCK. (Go look up the Firetruck song on YouTube. You won't regret it.)

Crash your car!
FIRETRUCK!
Into your dog!
FIRETRUCK!
Turns out your dog is your mom!
FIRETRUCK!

I just gave away the best part of the song. Now go watch it. Seriously.

Laptop's running out of battery so I'm going now. Monday is the field trip, so don't forget your Charlie Card and some cash.

Bye-bi!
- Vyrtilomon

Monday, April 25, 2011

SHUT UP

Don't worry! This isn't another angry rant like you expected! (Who do you think I am? Itachi-chan?)

Just wanted to let Taylor Swift II know:

NEVER EVER EVER EVER CALL ME MR. TEDDYBEAR AGAIN.
It's one thing to call me TeddyBear; another thing to call me Mr.




But don't worry! I'm not actually in a bad mood! :)

Okay, bye now
Kitsune Girl

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

The Words "Twilight" and "For Your Entertainment" Should NEVER Be in the Same Sentence

Duuuuuude there's totally this totally awesome website that FuzzyBear introduced me to a while back and it's got the awesomest stuff about Twilight on it.

Yeah, sure, "awesome" and "Twilight" should also never be in the same sentence together, but if it's awesome because it's MOCKING Twilight while still being somewhat SERIOUS than it's okay. Right?

So there's this guy who blogs about every chapter of every Twilight books, pretty much giving his opinion while also relaying the story to new readers. And he's really funny. Sometimes it gets to be a bit much, like how much he obviously prefers Emmett w/sword and werewolves with jetpacks and also how much he hates Ed and Bella, but he's also a pretty decent guy and he's willing to change his opinions on things.

So his name is Dan something and he blogs on Sparknotes. The link to his index thing is below, and I encourage all Twilight and non-Twilight fans to read it, 'cause it's cool.

http://community.sparknotes.com/index.php/2009/06/28/blogging-twilight-index-page/

In other news, I asked out Sucker Punched and Bear today, but only one of them actually got that it was a joke. I think. Bear might've gotten it and was just freaking out for entertainment purposes. I dunno. If she or any of her friends are reading this I would just like to state that it was a HARMLESS JOKE and I meant NOTHING BY IT. Just think of it as... something I did for a scientific experiment on human behavior and reactions. Yeah. That makes it better.

Also, has anyone heard the song Here For Your Entertainment? I haven't. But I'm planning to soon. Maybe. I think it's by Adam Lambert. Isn't he that guy who almost won American Idol but didn't?

Whatever.

Gonna go now... got stuff to do.

Bye-bi!
- Vyrtilomon

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Kitsune's Angry Rant

Don't read this if you don't want to be insulted, because you will be. I'm not being quite as "civil" as Vyrtiomon. I say "civil" because that's how Vyrtilomon's post will seem after this one. JUST DON'T READ IT. It'll be ugly. I promise you.

Following Vyrtilomon's lead, I'm going to vent about the pissed off feeling running through my head.

And I'm not changing "pissed off" to anything, even if it's an ugly word, because that's what my mood is: ugly.

I'm pissed off because SHE always has to be right and can't realize that an opinion is a freaking opinion and keeps going on and on and on and on. And she never thinks she's wrong and that the world revolves around her and that she's just that amazing when in reality nobody is that amazing and always right! And then she has to look down on me because I wear mascara occasionally, because something makes me feel more confident and then she can't take a joke and whenever anyone mentions her "precious" boyfriend she becomes offended like I insulted him when all I said was that he would think she was pretty, even though she already is.

I'm pissed off because that other girl who's super pretty and skinny somehow thinks she is FAT AND UGLY AND THAT NOBODY LIKES HER. Not that it even matters in the long run AT ALL. AND I keep trying and trying and trying to convince her that she's pretty and she thinks I'M LYING. When I'm not and it just pisses me off to think that this is all because of some STUPID JERKY A**HOLE.

Which reminds me, I'm pissed off because that same STUPID JERKY A**HOLE is messing with one of my friends and making her feel bad about herself. JUST GET AWAY FROM HER! She isn't good enough for him AT ALL either and he thinks he's the sh**.

I'm pissed off because I broke up with someone today which was sad and terrible because I know what it feels like to be dumped. But that isn't why I'm pissed off. I'm pissed off because some GIRL on Facebook commented on it with "WHY WHAT WHO WHEN WHERE". Please, in the future, stay into your own business. I barely talk to you, Facebook girl. Why dig into my personal life?


I'm sorry if I insulted anyone. I needed to vent. I feel semi-better now.
If you read this. Don't take offense, please. Just don't.

Okay, I have to go.

Bye........
Kitsune Girl x(





Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Don't Read This... You'll Be Insulted

I don't think you understand how pissed off I am.

Pissed off is an ugly word to read. Let's say I'm angry.

I'm angry because our so-called "Angel" has been acting weird and treating me differently ever since I asked her that one stupid question.

I'm angry because Miss Sucker Punched has been acting more and more arrogant and ridiculous ever since I resolved not to hit her anymore.

I'm angry because her Wolf friend is just somebody who can get me angry just by looking at her.

I'm angry because this Saturday I have to go play stupid dress-up with Bear and I Kan just to go to a stupid Bar Mitzvah just like any other we've been to all year.

I'm angry because I have so much stupid homework to do and no more time to do what I want.

I'm angry because my English grade dropped. Screw analytical writing! Who the hell needs it anyways?

I'm angry because our imaginary fairy tale of a manga is going absolutely nowhere and will never go anywhere despite how many times we keep on talking about it. No matter how many times we discuss how the plot and the scenes and the beginning and the writing and the art nothing will ever freaking change because this was how it was set from the start. We were NEVER going to get ANYWHERE so I have no idea why we even bother. Oh, wait, that's right, because if we stopped than Itachi-chan would just crawl back to her dark little corner and become a REAL social outcast.

I'm angry because no matter what Cookie Monster says she's always going to be only PRETENDING to be mean. Because nothing she ever says she actually intends. So I can't enjoy all her dumb insults and taunts because they don't actually mean ANYTHING and they're just empty words.

I'm angry because that stupid girl with the stupid floating voice is just so freaking STUPID and every time I look at her I just want to punch something or better yet DESTROY SOMETHING. I hate her voice, and her face, and her stupid habit of biting her fingernails, and I HATE HER.

I'm angry because Kitsune Girl is just so freaking ignorant.

I'm angry because FuzzyBear isn't flopping anymore.

I'm angry because Toshio is just so talkative and annoying and thinks the entire freaking world revolves around him and/or That Bitch (come on, we all know who I'm talking about).

I'm angry because it's probably a really bad idea to post this but I'm going to do it anyway because I am MAD and when people are mad they do really stupid things. So deal with it.

And I'm still angry because those are the only things safe enough to rant about on this ridiculous blog that no one ever even READS.

Screw this. I'm leaving.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Kimi wa Jitsuni Baka da naa...

Baka • Baka • Baka= BakaBakaBaka= Triple Baka! Yay for math!

You know those sentences that are completely different but can sound sort of the same and if you say one but someone else interprets it as something else it gets kind of weird? Yeah, fun stuff.

It's only Tuesday. Do you know how depressed that makes me? I asked my teacher today in Latin class what day it was and she was like "... Tuesday..." and I was like "O_O seriously?" and she was like "T_T I feel that way too". But that's just a very rough summarization, so don't take it to heart.

I'm in a strip club getting
SU-PAI-SU
And that means SPICE!

I feel as though I shouldn't be listening to songs like that but... hey, we all do at some point, right? It's just stuck in my head tonight... no, my head's actually alternating between World is Mine, Triple Baka, and the English parody version of Spice. Oh, Vocaloid, taking over my mind one song at a time.

KNBC's pretty cool, but I once again had to save Toshio from getting in trouble with our club leader for what our final project or whatever is...

KNBC TEACH: So, Toshio, what're you doing?
TOSHIO: ...
VYRTILOMON: ... he's gonna be working with me.
TOSHIO: :3

Actually, what are we doing in KNBC? I never really understood that...

I think writing poems is kinda fun, but when it comes to READING and DECIPHERING them it's like... die. Taste of Awesome is a super cool website so anybody with free time on their hands should go check it out. Unfriendables, too, but if you don't want to get disgusting mental images Taste of Awesome is probably better.

Well, I've finished all my homework, so I should probably get to bed and play video games until I get sleepy...

Bye-bi!
- Vyrtilomon


Monday, April 11, 2011

Vocaloid

Go to YouTube right now. Go on. Do it. Once you get there, come back to this post for further instructions.

Are you there yet? Okay, good. Now go to the search bar and type in whichever song you think would be the awesomest to listen to as a first-time Vocaloid listener:

Alice of Human Sacrifice
World is Mine
Daughter of Evil
Servant of Evil
Go Google It
Trick and Treat
Love is War
Magnet
Spice (type this one in, I dare you)
Dark Woods Circus
Circle You, Circle You

A warning for the last three titles: they're all really creepy. Spice for different reasons, but I promise that Dark Woods Circus and Circle You, Circle You will freak you out to at least some degree.

Alright, now go! Listen to any Vocaloid song of your choice! And come back here once you've finished.

Back? Great. So you either went "this is so incredibly pwnsome I can't wait to listen to more!!1" or "... haha, funny, now what is this weirdness you sent me off to listen to" or "yeah, I'm not doing any of this, I'm just reading along to see what the point of this is".

The answer to that second statement is: Vocaloid is a Japanese voice synthesizer where you can more or less make your own song... or something like that. There are tons of different programs, and each program is basically a voice/character. There's the mascot Miku (the most popular), the twins Rin and Len (Rin's the girl, Len's the dude, and they do awesomely in duets), Meiko (one of the oldest), Kaito (one of the few dudes), Luka (most mature voice), Gakupo (eggplants!), and tons tons more. They're all super cool, and their songs are super awesome.

A very rough overview of what Vocaloid is, but yeah, good enough since I'm still not entirely sure myself. All I really get is that their songs are way better than Justin Bieber... then again, that's not too hard to accomplish (sorry Bieber fans... I am merely stating my opinion in a country where freedom of speech is encouraged).

If you liked Vocaloid, you're welcome. If you hated/didn't really know what to think about it... well, I don't care. Listen to it more until you like it, or forget you ever heard about it. And for the real people (as in all of you readers whom I know didn't do anything I just told you to do) you just got a treat 'cause I posted two days in a row.

Okay, fun science homework to do now.

Bye-bi!
- Vyrtilomon

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Getsuyou wa Kirai

If you can figure out what that means you are officially awesome by Prussian standards. Yes.

So anyways, this post is gonna be about anime and stuff, as in things you people wouldn't care about, but I'm still writing it because this is gonna pass for my monthly post. Right. But if any of you guys are actually interested in what you're about to read, by all means read it and like it and go become a proud and worthy otaku!

First up, Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni. One of the saddest anime I've ever watched, next to Kanon 2009. The title is literally translated as "When the Cicadas Cry", and if I was an English teacher I would say something like "the cicadas are actually the symbol of this anime, as their cries appear whenever something important happens". But I'm not, so I won't.

Higurashi initially attracted me because there was tons of blood, death, and gore in every episode. My favorite characters constantly got killed (the thing about this anime is that everyone dies, and then they all come back in an alternate world, and then they all die again, and then they all come back, etc.) which is a plus because I love it when that happens, and there was also tons of humor despite the darkness of the series. The plot is that in the town of Hinamizawa, at the time of the Cotton Drifting Festival, there was always some sort of death, and the main characters, a boy surrounded by four girls (what a player) all get killed off, but in different ways and for different reasons. And by the second season we learn some totally awesome truth and all the main characters gang up to beat the lady villain, and there was a lot more meaning to it than I'm making it seem. But yeah. It was sad... I eventually stopped enjoying the deaths of the characters and started dreading them... there were grade schoolers getting shot in the head or dissected alive...

Next up is Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu! This is total comedy and major fanservice. You've got the baka (idiot) of the title, his smart but getting stalked best friend, a ninja pervert, a bishounen (a dude who looks like a girl), and two girls who have total crushes on him for unknown reasons. The series takes place at a school where your classes are based off of your grades, and judging by which class you were in (Class A is the best, Class F is the worst) your study environment also changes. Class A gets personal mini-fridges, laptops, servants, and the highest tech and stuff, but Class F studies on cardboard boxes. You also get a little Avatar judging by your grades, and you can pit them against each other which is very entertaining to watch. It's super funny and pwnsome, and the fanservice that shouldn't even be fanservice is just.... yeah....

I'll do A Channel now. I've only seen the first episode of it so far, since it's the only out currently out, but this is definitely the one anime I've seen that I can for sure say I am only watching because of the character designs. I mean, sure, it's funny, it's plotless, the voice actors fit to the tee, but the designs are just so cool. There's a girl with these narrow pupils like a cat but it's not narrow enough to make it look creepy, and a lazy-eyed glasses girl, and a small girl whose arms are too short for her sleeves, and a girl with a haircut that looks like a parakeet! I wish our pretend manga had cool character designs....

Durarara!! Try saying it. I dare you. But say it like this: du-RA-ra-ra. Not du-ra-RA-ra. Or DU-ra-ra-ra. It's du-RA-ra-ra. Yeah. So this series is actually pretty normal compared to Higurashi or Baka and Test, if you can forgive the headless Dullahan riding around on a motorcycle wielding a giant shadow scythe. And the blonde dude in a bartender suit who can handle getting stabbed through the hand and thighs and walks around like it's nothing after getting shot three times. And the demon blade who controls anyone she cuts. And the information broker who refuses to die. And the scientist who's totally got an incest thing going on for her little bro. And aforementioned little bro's obsession with a bodiless head. And a doctor's obsession with a headless body. And the two otakus who torture judging by what manga they're reading. And the teen in charge of a pimpin' gang. Plus his best friend who made up and is in charge of an online gang. Not to mention the twin girls in love with each other. Yeah, totally normal. Check it out.

Anyways, now I gotta finish putting together my Sketchbook for English and start practicing piano. If you're actually going to take any suggestions for watching anime, I would totally recommend Higurashi, but if you're not up for anything violent then go for Baka and Test.

That's it for now.

Bye-bi!
- Vyrtilomon


ACK

Haven't posted in awhile...obviously.
Kinda busy so I can't really put much effort or length into this post. This post is mostly just to let peeps know we still do this blog...ack!
I AM SO BORED...

...AND PIKACHU IS SO CUTE <3 <3 <3


I was watching Pokemon 4 Ever last night (yeah, I know, I'm a nerd, shocker!) and Pikachu was all, "Pika pika pika pika." IT WAS ADORABLE. And there was a Pichu too!
And, and, and! There was a Celebi, this adorable forest Pokemon.
If anyone doesn't know what Pokemon is, or who Pikachu is: SHAME ON YOU. Pokemon may be nerdy, but that doesn't mean it isn't awesome. I mean, some of the Pokemon are so cute it isn't even funny.
Besides, didn't anyone watch Cartoon Network when they were a kid? I mean, that was so popular when we were kids!!! ACK.

That was my mini-rant of the day, btw.

In other news: no reviews yet on my story (sad face).
In good news: eh...not really any good news...
Well, there is a Bar Mitzvah on Saturday, but I'm not sure if that counts as exactly good news.
And Vyrtilomon may be forced to put...put...makeup (DUN DUN DUN DUHHHH) on. She's terrified.

Bear, Cookie Monster, Vyrtilomon, I Kan!, and I are getting ready together. I hope this BM (not what you think it means!) isn't drama-filled... But I guess that would give Vyrtilomon a reason to post a rant on...what does she call them? Oh yeah: Pointless, Useless, F*cked Up Drama. Haha, well at least that'd be funny.

Anyways, I really should be finishing that English project that is the first grade of the next quarter...maybe.

Okay, I guess I'll procrastinate and do my History notes on the Mexican revolution.... ;) ;)

Bywebywe,
KitsuneGirl

PS: Angel LOVES YOU

Sunday, March 27, 2011

It's up!

So, my story's posted on fanfiction.net
Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6850775/1/Bird_Kids_and_Other_Mutant_Freaks
Just wanted to let you know...even though you might've already read it here.

Anyways, yeah.

Today is the last day of Spring Break. It sucks. But it was so nice having two and a half weeks without homework! Ack, I'm gonna miss it a lot :(

In other news:
Got FruitNinja on my iPod touch. GET IT. It's awesome. But so much better on an iPad though...and the lite version sucks. So, what I'm trying to say is get the paid version of FruitNinja and bonus points if you get it on your iPad.

Trying to drink eight glasses of water per day, everyday. But it's so hard. I usually drink one glass a day or have a vitaminwater... Okay then.

Oh, almost forgot! If you want a codename/nickname on the blog, comment on this post with the nickname you want. This doesn't go for people who already have nicknames (sorry, British...)

Okay, got to go now...

Bywe bywe
Kitsune Girl

Update: I've posted links for me and Vyrtilomon's fanfiction accounts. I hope she doesn't mind... Do you? 'Cause I'll take it down if you want.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

FanFiction Doesn't Like Me

Since fanfiction.net just won't send me that email conformation, I can't publish it on FanFiction. x(
So I decided to post it on the blog! Here it is! (Please don't steal my work. That would be really rude of you. Plus, I'll get Itachi-chan to hunt you down. Believe me, you do not want that to happen.)


Disclaimer: I do not own the Maximum Ride Series by James Patterson. This story is based on the series but the characters are completely made up by me.




Bird Kids, and Other Mutant Freaks
By Cearah Peck

   “Well, look what we have here,” said the short, stocky man standing in front of us. His faded green uniform was stained and the black combat boots decorating his feet were scuffed and covered in mud. A bright red gash about six inches long drew attention to his right forearm.


   I rolled my baby blue eyes sarcastically as he narrowed his eyes to slits, looking the six of us over. His eyes fell on Arty, fourteen years old, with his tan skin, dark blue eyes, and white blond hair. The inky black tattoo on his cheek, the Greek letter delta, stood out. We all have the same tattoo: Arty, Isaac, Dahlia, Rori, Oliver, and me, Sky. My name isn’t short for anything, I’m just Sky. Short and sweet, unlike me. And it was my attitude and weakness for people in need that had landed us here. But we’ll get to that later.


   Issac shot me a look that said, Who is this weirdo?. His black hair fell in front of his chestnut brown eyes. My eyes immediately went to the purple bruise on his chin. Poor kid, that must’ve hurt. Issac was only eight years old.  He was actually eight and a half, and he never failed to remind me. But Issac was a tough little guy, and that was why I liked him. 


    I shrugged. I assumed it was some jerk working for the Institute, but I couldn’t tell Issac that now. The Institute was the lab that we had escaped from six months ago. The scientists there had kidnapped us from our parents when we were born and had grafted avian DNA into our human DNA to make an avian-human hybrid. We’re the only surviving batch of bird kids from the Institute so far. Yeah, that means we have wings. Mutant much? We have no idea why they had captured us, other than that they were crazy, and the scientists had experimented on, ahem, tortured, us for years. And now they wanted us back.
   
   The man droned on and on, probably talking about his master plan, etc. etc. etc. You know, the usual evil genius spiel. I quickly looked at the flock. They were in bad shape, but they would manage. Oliver caught my eye. He had a small rectangular box in his hands. I knew immediately what it was. And I knew we had four, maybe five minutes to get the hell out of that building. 


   “Knock-knock! Baddala! Ness!” I yelled out, using the secret language we had created for escaping the Institute. I guess didn’t just need it for escaping the Insititute anymore. The man holding my arms tightened his grip. Then all hell broke loose. I jumped up and kicked backwards, my feet connecting with the man’s knee caps. He cried out in pain. I spun around and kicked high, aiming for his chest. My foot made contact and the man staggered back a few steps. I looked for the flock and saw Oliver headbutt the uniformed man. Dahlia, only six years old, was running for her life towards me. “Up up and away!” I screamed at her, and she unfurled her dark brown wings and flew up towards the clouds. Issac heard me too and started to rise above us, flapping his pure white wings. I looked for Rori, who was suspended in air, kicking at one of the men’s faces while he tried to grab her sneaker. “Up, Rori!” I yelled at her. She shot off into the air, fast as a bullet. I then looked for Arty. He was beating the crap out of another man. How many freaking minions can this guy have?, I thought. I saw a glint of silver and realized that the man had pulled out a knife. Arty’s foot shot up and he kicked it out of his hand easily, the knife flying across the floor. Before the man could react he was in the air, joining Issac, Rori, and Dahlia. I looked for Oliver and saw him throw the rectangular box in the air, making a perfect arc before it landed on the platform the uniformed man had been standing on just seconds ago. The man that had been holding me raced towards me with superhuman speed. Before he could reach me, Oliver and I flew up to join the flock, praying we were fast enough. Just as we reached them, the buliding exploded and was engulfed in flames. Great job Oliver, I thought. 


   “Anytime,” he replied.


   Oh, yeah. Oliver can read minds.





So, comment feedback if you want. It'd be nice to know what people think! :)

KTHX,
Kitsune Girl



The Garage: A Review

In case you don't know, The Garage is a mega cool building in Harvard Square, Cambridge, MA filled with tons of awesome stores. The stores include Hootenany, that has everything from toddland wallets to red Converse hi-tops to Ray-Bans, Ben & Jerry's,  the best ice cream place around, LE's, a really yummy Vietnamese restaurant that I totally recommend, Tokyo Kid, an anime/manga store for you fellow dorks out there, Newbury Comics, never been but I've heard it's incredibly cool, and many more. Some people don't like the Garage because it "smells" (it doesn't), or the bathrooms are nasty (they are...ick). But it's worth it. At least, I think it's worth it. There's also a cute little store called The Hemptest that sells clothes and bags, etc. all made from hemp. I don't like the clothes myself, but the bags are cool. And, of course, let's not forget the Starbucks. The Starbucks, along with Ben & Jerry's, is one of the main reasons people come into the Garage. Just check it out for yourselves, it pretty epic.

Talk to you later,

Kitsune Girl

PS: If you do go to The Garage, or have gone before, tell me what you think by commenting on the post.

PPS: I'm still waiting for my email conformation from fanfiction.net to create an account so I can't post my story yet... x(

Update: If you want to, it'd be really great if followers could tell their friends and family (not at school) about our blog. Optional, but super helpful. KTHXBYE

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

8 Followers

Just wanted to thank the three new followers for joining!
It's pretty exciting to know people actually like our blog.

So...yeah. Thanks!

Kitsune Girl

PS: This makes it three posts in one day written by me. WOAH!

Update: I'm posting my story on fanfiction.net soon! I'll tell you when it's up so you can read it if you'd like to. ;) ;)

Two Posts In One Day? Woah!

Yeah, Kitsune Girl here. Posting again, for the second time today because I am incredibly bored out of my mind! So I'll be posting a running commentary of my day starting now (Don't read this if you are already dying of boredom. This might just kill you. On the other hand, it'll give you something to do, so read on):

Just painted my nails a orangey red color called "Cajun Shrimp". It's by OPI, that nail polish company. Yeah...

Writing a Master Groccery List for later today. Staying at my dad's for a week means buying major amounts of food. Yay! No more searching for edible snacks.

One hand has "Cajun Shrimp"-colored nails and one hand has purplish pinky-colored nails. I can't paint the other hand's nails "Cajun Shrimp" because I'm right handed... Ugh.

Playing Virtual Families Lite on my iPod touch. So frustrating but so addicting.

ACTION POTATO! Anyone who has read this month's Nylon knows what I'm talking about.

Dad wants to talk to me. Be right back-io.

One of my orangey red (ahem, Cajun Shrimp) nails is ruined(ish). It takes such a damn long time to dry! The polish, I mean.

I have a space heater by my feet. Yay, toasty warm feet.

3:49 PM

Been an hour since I last wrote on this running commentary thing. Vyrtilomon and I discussed the manga and "decided" to make it a light novel series type thing and throw in pictures occasionally. We also have more characters because Vyrtilomon was either incredibly bored or incredibly motivated today and came up with four new characters! Epicness!

Search "whip my hair dancing bird" on YouTube. Incredibly funny. It will make your day. I promise. Or you will find it incredibly stupid. I promise.

This damn nail polish remover won't work! Now I have a "Cajun Shrimp" hand and a half pinkish purply hand. UGH.

Repainting...repainting...

You probably don't give a horse about my nails. I know I  don't.

5:04 PM

Been an hour since I last posted a tidbit thingy.

Yum, papaya.

Must go to store. NOW.

Okay, I'm sick of this running commentary. I'm watching YouTube videos to pass the time now.

KBYE,

Kistune Girl

PS: Check out nigahiga's videos on YouTube. They're hilariously schmetastical.